Friday, May 20, 2005
Many what?
"Pussy, Jack, and many of 'em!" "And now, Jack, let's have a little talk about Pussy. Two pairs of nutcrackers?" "If I could choose, I would choose Pussy from all the pretty girls in the world." A few lines from The Mystery of Edwin Drood by Charles Dickens. Just tickled me. Think about this: What celebrity would you LEAST like to have it said you resemble? I was driving home from work today and stopped by Quik Trip. The girl there said, "Did anyone ever tell you you look just like the guy who does those movies?" "Really? (An actor? Some hunky guy? Me?) Who?" "Michael Moore!" The thud you heard at about 6:30 pm was my ego hitting the floor in Owasso. Gee, thanks.
You are NOT responsible for the flavoring she put in her crack that morning! You do resemble someone, but NOT Michael Moore!
I noticed that you came home and SHAVED after she told you that, so that's something. And you don't wear a hat. And you're a lot lighter than Michael Moore. But enough...I don't want to sit here and feed your ego. Especially after hearing you want Pussy from all the pretty girls...
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